Sarah Palin: The TV Shows She Would Fit Right In!

By: Adam Wright

On Friday, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin made the shocking announcement that she will be stepping down from her position in office.

Therefore, Palin will have a lot more time on her hands. We all know how much she loves the spotlight, so television would be the logical option for her right? For now anyways until she decides to pursue other things.

So it’s my honour to list which television shows Sarah Palin would fit right in as a cast member.

Mrs. Palin, you’re welcome in advance.

The first show that comes to mind would be “24”. Think about it, Jack Bauer is a maverick, and we all know how Palin likes to get all mavericky. Heck, she could even be President! I know…scary thought, but it’s only TV folks. Of course her first mission for Jack would be to stop America’s deadliest threat…polar bears! “Gosh darnit get those buggers” she would order Jack.

If “24” isn’t a good fit for her, she should try something like Grey’s Anatomy. Palin is the new doctor hired by Chief Webber. She will be brought in as Head of Geriatrics, because we know she has experience with one old guy.

Unfortunately she ruffles some feathers early on when she doesn’t approve of all sleeping around going on. She tries to preach abstinence until marriage, which earns her the nickname “Mc Irony”.

The next show she would fit right in would be American Idol. With all the rumours of a judge leaving the show, she could replace one of them. Palin would make the contestant feel at ease with a smile and a wink, then slowly crush their dreams.

“You know what’s the difference between you and a pit-bull,” she asks a female contestant. “The pit-bull can sing!”

Ouch! Like she did with John McCain’s presidential run, she crushed her dreams.

Ok, I admit American Idol maybe the wrong venue for her. So how about LOST? Spoiler alert, all the events that’s happened in six seasons, it’s actually what’s going through Sarah Palin’s mind.

If everything else fails, there’s one show she would fit right at home. Of course I’m talking about “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader”. I mean, she already talks like them, but can she out-wit them? I smell a ratings hit!

And there you have it folks, TV shows that Sarah Palin should join as a cast member. Once again, Mrs Palin, you’re welcome for the ideas. I hope to hear from you in 2012… I hear you’re going to be quite busy.

Posted by Adam Wright on July 5, 2009. Filed under News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry